today's funny

I love the Onion! The article I'm Quite Eccentric Within Accepted Societal Norms quite nearly killed me dead on reading.

That's me in a nutshell. I've got an unconventional personality that just loves to push the limits of what society's comfortable with, but inevitably stays safely within those limits.

Why can't the real media be this clever?

I think you 've just pointed out one of the many reasons that print journalism is becoming totally irrelevant. We're writing for people who largely don't exist in a tone that is entirely outdated---ryan