We decided to host an election results party this evening, which means all the cleaning I've been putting off for the past month has to happen today. Zoiks. I'm off to the next county, now, in an attempt to secure liquor (which, of course, we can't buy here because we live in a dry county). I'm also periodically looking at the news sites to see if anything new has happened, which is really dumb, but I do it anyhow. I'm sure when I drive down to get the alcohol I'll listen to NPR, which will report, in endless detail, how we won't know anything until this evening.