Starting the new year with porn

OK - this one hurt my head, so it seems good to start the new year with it (happy new year, by the way)! First off, the hook:

"I love sex," she explained, biting into a Burger King special before embarking on her scene for the day at a rented house in the San Fernando Valley. She was wearing a bright pink satin and black chiffon nightie with a matching thong and heavy makeup.

'She' is a porn star, and an article in the New York Times discusses her career choice. Why does the Times care? Because she's at the vanguard of a new trend:

De’Bella — or Debbie, as everybody calls her — decided late in life to become a porn star. This year she turned 50, time, she knew, to chase her dream.

The article attributes the new taste for older actors in adult films to a number of factors, including healthier living and little blue pills.

Well, my dad's quest to find his perfect porn name is not all too far fetched then, I suppose. And here mom was worried about retirement. Heh, time to call the folks...

I'm not sure what I think about that, but I figure if I just curl up into a ball in the corner and cover my ears while shouting 'LALALALALALALA' at the top of my lungs, it'll go away.
On a related note, a colleague pointed out that I was not the only one to start the new year with porn, as techcrunch used the changing of the year to post a review of a company called 'EroShare', which says "Eroshare is to Flickr what PornoTube is to YouTube - user generated porn." I guess that's what happens when geeks spend time with their families...?