Hee hee. I think my costume is complete, all courtesy of Dead Men Tell No Tales.com! Any site that sends out receipts that start "Arrrr, mate, thanks fer the order!" has to be good. And given my particular fascination with talk like a pirate day, it feels good to support these guys.

What exactly was it that you ordered from that website? Was it this? http://www.deadmentellnotales.com/page/DM/PROD/OC/HOMB Please tell us so we know whether or not we should attend Halloween parties that you might be at.

Hey - that's another word for pirate treasure, right there!