notification, like clothing, optional

The consumerist has a story about a group of people down in Tampa whose apartment complex is being turned into a clothing optional resort. The website of the new resort (called 'Eden' - argh!) is a trip. I especially like the pool scene on their amenities page. Very ... yeah.

Are the fig leaves complimentary?

 Come on, someone had to say it.

I'm pretty sure there's a Chuck Norris joke in here somewhere....

But I'll skip it, and give you a tanuki picture instead.